Drow - Wait wait wait, you’re a paladin right? You cant kill me

Paladin - I punch him



whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

I’m at a point in my life where everything is falling apart and everything is coming together at the same time.
—(via leviathanrose)

Universities across Japan are beginning to offer balanced breakfast options for only 100 yen ($0.98) to students so they can show students the importance of breakfast on their health and well-being.



that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase